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Tuesday, September 28, 2021

The Stupidest Vaccine Conspiracy Theory Ever

 


John Nolte is a conservative writer/blogger type person for Brietbart, and is quite possibly one of the worst people ever. A bonafide racist, sexist, warmongering anti-refugee misogynist who seems to only give a shit about himself and no one else, Nolte has sat down, thought really, really, really hard, and come up with quite possibly the dumbest take on Covid vaccines I've ever heard in my life. 

Here's this moron's theory: Liberals and progressives are telling Trump supporters to get vaccines because they know the Trump supporters will do the exact opposite, because they want them to get covid and die. This would mean that the evil masterplan that Biden and his tree-hugging compatriots came up with to enact a genocide of conservatives is to spend millions of dollars developing a vaccine to a deadly disease, give said vaccine away for free, and tell people to take it. 

Can somebody invent a portal gun, or a Tardis, or a spaceship or something so I can get off of this ridiculous

How do these morons even breathe?

Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Libertarianism and Why It Sucks

 


Hello folks! This week is all about libertarianism and why I think it sucks. Topics include:

  • Why in the United States "Libertarianism" is nearly exclusively right wing compared to the rest of the world
  • Common Libertarian beliefs and their shortcomings
  • Yes, there are pro-war libertarians.
  • An extremely brief history of libertarians (like, extremely brief)
  • Why are there so many conspiracy theorists, racists, alternative medicine freaks, anti-vaxxers, MRM people, anti-maskers, Redpill assholes, gun nuts, religious freaks, preppers, sovereign citizens, and other assorted cranks under the Libertarian umbrella?
  • Some of my favorite wacky libertarian politicians
  • The libertarian to alt-right pipeline.

Plus we continue our illustration of the Oompa Loompas invading the Smurf village.


Enjoy!