Friday, January 8, 2010

I Hate Itunes

God damn, I hate Itunes.

I hate it I hate it I hate it.

I hate it so much, I am going to write a poem about it.

Itunes, Itunes,
I fucking hate it
I hate it so much,
I'm going to beat it with a stick

I'm going to kick it in the nuts
and shoot it in the head
then run it over with an ice cream truck,
over and over and over again

It's such an overbloated,
slow-ass piece of shit,
and everyone who works for Apple,
can suck my fucking dick

Why's it take three hours,
To download and install?
Why's it then set it self as the default media player, even when I select "no,"
and hold my computer in it's thrall?

Why is it when I select "Paypal" as payment option,
What the fuck Steve Jobs?
Fix your shitty program you JERK!

Fuck Apple and it's shitty DRM format,
and fuck Steve Jobs,
and fuck all the stupid people,
with their stupid fucking Ipods,

The End